23 October, 2011

Jokes for Nikki

Some of my dear readers don't know our Nikki, or how wonderful she is.
These are for her

You remove one letter from the title of a book, movie, TV show, play, etc, and write a one-sentence description of the new work.

Jurassic Ark : the dinosaurs didn't actually drown in the flood.

Watchme: Hey Y'all look at this!

The Lord of the Rigs: An epic story about a champion oil-well driller.

West Side Tory: gang warfare and romance in the houses of Parliament

Star Was: A documentary about supernovas.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factor: a math teacher tries a little too hard to make math fun

Sow Falling on Cedars: When pigs don't fly

The Torn Birds: Should they fly south for the winter or not?

Laughterhouse Five: a comical story about the Dresden firebombings

Oh Bother, Where Art Thou?: Winnie the Pooh loses sight of Piglet while "on the lam"

Independence Da: The story of Boris Yeltsin and his decision to break up the Soviet Union

The Little Price: How 99-cent-stores changed shopping in the US

One With the Wind: the story of a young southern woman finding peace within the fury of a storm.